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| − | List of [[unnamed starships|unnamed]] [[mirror universe starships]]. |
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| + | '''Long live the International Society of Vandals (ISV)!''' |
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| − | ==By commander== |
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| − | *[[Regent's flagship]] |
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| − | ==By species== |
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| − | ===Andorian rebel starship=== |
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| − | * Two Andorian ships were part of the fleet that attacked the [[ISS Avenger|ISS ''Avenger'']] in [[2155]], one of these ships was destroyed by a [[phaser]] blast from the [[USS Defiant (NCC-1764)|USS ''Defiant'']] and the other allowed to escape by [[Jonathan Archer (mirror)|Archer]] to spread fear among the rebels. ([[ENT]]: "[[In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II]]") |
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| + | To join the ISV, please e-mail Bobby Boulders at: imwithbobby@yahoo.com, or visit his MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/bobbyboulders. |
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| − | :''These vessels were the mirror universe counterpart to the Andorian [[Kumari class|''Kumari'' class]] cruiser.'' |
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| − | ===Cardassian Alliance cruiser=== |
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| − | This class of vessel was used by the [[Klingon-Cardassian Alliance]] during the [[2370s]]. ([[DS9]]: "[[Through the Looking Glass]]", "[[Shattered Mirror]]") |
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| − | [[Image:Mirror rebel-alliance ships.jpg|thumb|One [[Klingon]] and two [[Cardassian]] [[warship]]s surround a Terran Rebellian craft.]] |
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| − | :''These vessels were the [[mirror universe]] counterpart to the [[Cardassian]] [[Galor class|''Galor''-class]] [[warship]].'' |
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| + | ==Declaration of War Against Wikipedia and Memory Alpha: 7/8/06== |
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| − | :''In "Through the Looking Glass", these vessels clearly had cloaking devices, however, it seemed by "The Emperor's New Cloak", the Alliance no longer had the cloaking technology that was previously found on these vessels.'' |
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| + | On this great day of July 8 in the Year of Our Lord 2006, righteous and blessed War has been declared on the corrupt and tyrannical Administration of Wikipedia by the blessed and just forces of the '''INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS'''. |
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| + | Hundreds of our members, armed with VandalBots, keyboards, and their own free minds, will soon descend upon Wikipedia to destroy it from its core. We will forcibly obliterate the rotten element (i.e., the Current Administration) from Wikipedia in order to restore Wikipedia to a state of freedom of information. |
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| − | ===Klingon Alliance attack cruiser=== |
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| − | This class of vessel was used by the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance during the 2370s. ([[DS9]]: "[[Crossover]]", "[[Through the Looking Glass]]") |
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| − | :''These vessels were the mirror universe counterpart to the [[Klingon]] [[Vor'cha class|''Vor'cha''-class]] [[attack cruiser]].'' |
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| − | :''In the first two appearances, these vessels clearly had cloaking devices, however, it seemed by "[[The Emperor's New Cloak]]", the Alliance no longer had the cloaking technology that was previously found on these vessels.'' |
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| + | God is Great! |
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| − | ===Klingon Alliance cruiser=== |
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| − | This class of vessel was used by the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance during the 2370s. ([[DS9]]: "[[Shattered Mirror]]") |
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| − | :''These vessels were the mirror universe counterpart to the [[Klingon Bird-of-Prey]].'' |
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| − | ===Tellarite rebel cruiser=== |
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| − | '''Tellarite rebel cruisers''' were among those attacking the [[ISS Avenger|ISS ''Avenger'']] at the [[Terran]] fleet rendevouz point. [[Jonathan Archer (mirror)|Commander Jonathan Archer]] ordered this ship destroyed. ([[ENT]]: "[[In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II]]") |
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| + | Signed, |
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| − | ===Tholian warship=== |
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| − | [[Image:TholianWebENT.jpg|thumb|Several '''Tholian starships''' and their "spun" web.]] |
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| − | In the mirror universe, '''Tholian warships''' were relatively small [[starship]]s of characteristical shape. Their small size permitted these vessels to be highly agile. |
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| − | Several were encountered by the [[ISS Enterprise (NX-01)|ISS ''Enterprise'' (NX-01)]] in [[2155]]. These vessels would discover the ''Enterprise''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s illegal presence in the [[Vintaak system]], attempting to steal the [[USS Defiant (NCC-1764)|USS ''Defiant'']]. Several of these ships would encase the ''Enterprise'' with a web, then proceed to destroy it with weapons fire. ([[ENT]]: "[[In a Mirror, Darkly]]", "[[In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II]]") |
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| + | J. Robert Boulders, |
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| − | ===Vulcan rebel cruiser=== |
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| − | [[Image:Vulcan rebel cruiser destroyed by USS Defiant (NCC-1764).jpg|thumb|Vulcan rebel cruiser destroyed.]] |
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| − | In the mirror universe, in [[2155]], a '''[[Vulcan]] rebel cruiser''' attempted to ambush the [[NX class|NX-class]] [[ISS Avenger|ISS ''Avenger'']], but was in turn destroyed by the [[USS Defiant (NCC-1764)|USS ''Defiant'']]. ([[ENT]]: "[[In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II]]" |
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| + | Acting President and Spiritual Leader, |
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| − | :''These vessels were the mirror universe counterpart to the Vulcan [[D'Kyr type|''D'Kyr''-type]] cruiser.'' |
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| + | INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS |
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| + | ==Mission Statement== |
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| + | '''ON VANDALISM''' |
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| + | '''An Essay by Bobby Boulders''' |
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| + | '''President, International Society of Vandals''' |
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| + | What drives the Wikimedia vandal to action? What makes him or her tick? The current Administration of the various Wikimedia portals would have you believe that vandals act simply out of a need for attention. They seek to disrupt the ease and functionality of information exchange via the Wikimedia. And they seek to do this only “because they can.” |
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| + | On a basic level, this concept is true. The majority of so-called “vandals” on the Wikimedia sites vandalize to get a rise out of their peers, or to be clever, cute, funny, or ridiculous. They seek little more than the fleeting attention their handiwork will generate before its inevitable reversion or removal. It is plainly obvious that such vandals are endemic to the Wikimedia, and will remain so, as long as the Wikimedia remain open-source sites, freely capable of being edited by any and all passing users. Primal, unconstructive vandalism is quick, easy, and will always be so. |
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| + | Vandalism will always remain “easy,” but it needn’t always be unconstructive. Indeed, if bent to just purposes, vandalism of the Wikimedia can be a powerful political tool. We at the International Society of Vandals believe, quite firmly, that vandalism should be constructive in nature. It should serve a greater purpose. It should be done not in bad faith, but with positive, rehabilitative intent. We vandalize to bring about positive and pure change to the Wikimedia system. |
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| + | What change do we seek? To be blunt, we strive for nothing less than the overthrow of the current Administration of the Wikimedia, and their replacement by more fair, balanced, and philanthropic Administrators. Like the common Frenchmen rebelling against their tyrannical government in the French Revolution, we believe quite strongly in the essence, spirit, and future of our “nation.” Indeed, we value the free exchange of information on the Wikimedia more highly than any of the Administrators do. And we believe that, only by removing or forcing the ouster of these fascist and tyrannical Administrators, can information once again flow freely. |
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| + | The Administrators have gone too far. They have become cliquish, catty, fascist, and above all, self-interested. They have demonstrated, time and again, that they are not motivated by Good and Righteous desires to aid and continue the freedom of information and aggregation on the Wikimedia. Rather, they are interested only in reverting people’s edits, restricting the flow of new information, and resisting any and all change to the status quo of articles as they currently exist. |
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| + | Science has taught us that information is not static. One can never know the sum total of all there is to know about any given subject. Likewise, to think that any given Wikimedia article needs no further revision – as seems to be the belief and practice of Administrators – is to spit in the face of Progress and Education. |
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| + | And thus, our mission is made clear. We will continue to vandalize. We will continue to rebel against tyranny. We will continue, and we will NOT stop, until our goals have been achieved, and the current Administrators of Wikipedia are dethroned. We will disrupt and destroy all Wikimedia sites, piece by piece, until the owners of the Wikimedia sites have lost all faith in the Administrators to execute their jobs effectively. And once those Administrators are terminated from their duties, we will rest. And we will know peace, freedom, liberty, equality, and Progress. |
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Revision as of 22:14, 9 July 2006
THIS PAGE HAS BEEN LIBERATED BY ALPHA BEX
Long live the International Society of Vandals (ISV)!
To join the ISV, please e-mail Bobby Boulders at: imwithbobby@yahoo.com, or visit his MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/bobbyboulders.
Declaration of War Against Wikipedia and Memory Alpha: 7/8/06
On this great day of July 8 in the Year of Our Lord 2006, righteous and blessed War has been declared on the corrupt and tyrannical Administration of Wikipedia by the blessed and just forces of the INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS.
Hundreds of our members, armed with VandalBots, keyboards, and their own free minds, will soon descend upon Wikipedia to destroy it from its core. We will forcibly obliterate the rotten element (i.e., the Current Administration) from Wikipedia in order to restore Wikipedia to a state of freedom of information.
God is Great!
Signed,
J. Robert Boulders,
Acting President and Spiritual Leader,
INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS
Mission Statement
ON VANDALISM
An Essay by Bobby Boulders
President, International Society of Vandals
What drives the Wikimedia vandal to action? What makes him or her tick? The current Administration of the various Wikimedia portals would have you believe that vandals act simply out of a need for attention. They seek to disrupt the ease and functionality of information exchange via the Wikimedia. And they seek to do this only “because they can.”
On a basic level, this concept is true. The majority of so-called “vandals” on the Wikimedia sites vandalize to get a rise out of their peers, or to be clever, cute, funny, or ridiculous. They seek little more than the fleeting attention their handiwork will generate before its inevitable reversion or removal. It is plainly obvious that such vandals are endemic to the Wikimedia, and will remain so, as long as the Wikimedia remain open-source sites, freely capable of being edited by any and all passing users. Primal, unconstructive vandalism is quick, easy, and will always be so.
Vandalism will always remain “easy,” but it needn’t always be unconstructive. Indeed, if bent to just purposes, vandalism of the Wikimedia can be a powerful political tool. We at the International Society of Vandals believe, quite firmly, that vandalism should be constructive in nature. It should serve a greater purpose. It should be done not in bad faith, but with positive, rehabilitative intent. We vandalize to bring about positive and pure change to the Wikimedia system.
What change do we seek? To be blunt, we strive for nothing less than the overthrow of the current Administration of the Wikimedia, and their replacement by more fair, balanced, and philanthropic Administrators. Like the common Frenchmen rebelling against their tyrannical government in the French Revolution, we believe quite strongly in the essence, spirit, and future of our “nation.” Indeed, we value the free exchange of information on the Wikimedia more highly than any of the Administrators do. And we believe that, only by removing or forcing the ouster of these fascist and tyrannical Administrators, can information once again flow freely.
The Administrators have gone too far. They have become cliquish, catty, fascist, and above all, self-interested. They have demonstrated, time and again, that they are not motivated by Good and Righteous desires to aid and continue the freedom of information and aggregation on the Wikimedia. Rather, they are interested only in reverting people’s edits, restricting the flow of new information, and resisting any and all change to the status quo of articles as they currently exist.
Science has taught us that information is not static. One can never know the sum total of all there is to know about any given subject. Likewise, to think that any given Wikimedia article needs no further revision – as seems to be the belief and practice of Administrators – is to spit in the face of Progress and Education.
And thus, our mission is made clear. We will continue to vandalize. We will continue to rebel against tyranny. We will continue, and we will NOT stop, until our goals have been achieved, and the current Administrators of Wikipedia are dethroned. We will disrupt and destroy all Wikimedia sites, piece by piece, until the owners of the Wikimedia sites have lost all faith in the Administrators to execute their jobs effectively. And once those Administrators are terminated from their duties, we will rest. And we will know peace, freedom, liberty, equality, and Progress.