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Cafe des Artistes

A holographic recreation of the Café des Artistes of 2342


The view from the Café des Artistes

The Café des Artistes was a small restaurant in Paris, France on Earth, which offers an excellent view on the 500-year-old Eiffel Tower. It was located near the office of the President of the United Federation of Planets.

In 2342, Jean-Luc Picard had a rendezvous with Jenice Manheim at the Café des Artistes. However, Picard posted Jenice who later married Paul Manheim. In order to prepare himself for meeting Jenice again, Picard visited a holographic recreation of this café in 2364. (TNG: "We'll Always Have Paris")

The simulation was also available aboard the USS Enterprise-E in 2373. (Star Trek: First Contact)

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Cafe menu

The menu

Le menu

The menu

Croissants D'ilithium
Avec le frommage creme et les tomats fraiche

Dilithium croissants - With cream cheese and fresh tomatos

Tribbles dans les Blankettes
Trois petit jeune tribbles saute avec les beurre
chaud serve dans les pains tubulaire

Tribbles in a Blanket - three small young tribbles sauteed with hot butter served in a wrapped bread.

Targ Klingon a la Mode
Un petite targ fait avec glace vanilla serve sur
un plat de jour et poisson. Serve avec les bynar
frittes et parslais.

Klingon Targ with Ice Cream - A small targ with vanilla ice cream, served with the dish of the day and fish. Served with Bynar fries and flakes.

Cheveaux avec Sauce Brun
Une piece grande de cheveaux de trente-huit ans
fait avec un sauce brilliante et brun, avec un plat
petit de pierre.

Horse [served] with brown Sauce - A large piece of horse of 38 years old, made with a wonderful brown sauce, on a small stone dish.

Jean Cougar Mellencamp
Le flancs d'un cougar capture par dix
aquanautes avec cafe fraiche. Serve sans le
fleures violete ou le bateaux jaune.

Jean Cougar Mellencamp - Flank of cougar, captured by ten aquanauts, with coffee fraiche. Served without the purple flowers or the yellow boat.

Les Desserts Formidable
L'antimatter flambe
Possesse le gateaux et le mange aussi
Le terrapin surprise

Wonderful Desserts - antimatter Flambé - Have your cake and eat it too - surprise terrapin.

Le management reserve le droit a expulse le personnes qui ne comprend pas ce
menu. Si vous require le prix, vous n'affordez pas a mange dans cette restaurant.
Ne pas de chemise, ne pas de service. Cinquant million Français n'es pas wrong.
Gauling, isn't it?

The management reserves the right to remove any persons who do not understand this menu. If you need to ask the price, you cannot afford to eat in this restaurant. No shirt, no service. 50 million French aren't wrong. (In English): Gauling, isn't it?

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Cafe des artistes menu

A closer look at the menu

The menu was seen on screen, but was not readable. It was later reproduced in Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Continuing Mission on page 67. Featuring appallingly-spelled French (for example the translation for "Have your cake and eat it too" is literal to the point of making little sense in French) and a number of highly peculiar items, the menu is another example of the art department displaying in-jokes. The last line missspels "Galling" to reference Gaul, an ancient region roughly corresponding and associated with modern France.

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